well well welly well

i'm not the only one

2006-09-09T23:00:32Z

onSteR5231 (3:56:26 PM): so u have a bf
oysaresexy (3:56:34 PM): yep.
onSteR5231 (3:56:43 PM): tite
oysaresexy (3:56:47 PM): yeah.
oysaresexy (3:56:50 PM): do you?
onSteR5231 signed off at 3:56:51 PM.

i love my life.

alt_or_orange @ 2006-07-25T12:51:00

2006-07-25T19:59:59Z

summer schedule as of now.

July
26th: Dye hair green.
27th-31st: Schoolwork.

August
1st-5th: Be a bag of skin.
5th-6th: Pack.
7th-22nd: Tejas.
23rd on: Figure out school.

So not a bad plan, if i do say so myself.
i've decided that my zine will include playlists for all occasions, and that whoever wants to can submit them. so if you have playlists for:

breakups
summer
school
romance
sad stuff
or anything else- (creative is nice)

send them in.

alt_or_orange @ 2006-06-29T09:14:00

2006-06-29T16:27:34Z

i'm not dead, i swear.

but i told this guy (on ebay, of course) that i'd like him to send out this thing with the faster shipping, and if he could, the next day. so he e-mails me back with one sentence going, "i'll send your package out on saturday" or something lame like that and i was like, "AAAYYYEE." (just like that).

but that's about the most exciting thing that's happened.

and today, i get to fix my mom's dress for her party, sit, then go to my grammas. which wouldn't be so bad if my mom hadn't given me a lecture on obligations when i had already said that it was fine.

so sorry, babes.
my day is full.

as is the next week, (literally) because i have cousins coming, and anything not cousin-related is apparently a sin, as of friday. and i love my cousins, but there's quite a lot of them. (20)

so wish me luck.

who took the bomp?

2006-06-03T16:59:47Z

so i guess i'm leaving in like an hour.
me and stacey are going to the beach.
which is my first summer trip.

yaaaay.

i'll post pictures when we get home, promise.

and hopefully, we're gonna go next week, too.
so if anybody wants to come, let me know.
(we're taking the metro like fancy people,
so it doesn't matter how many people we have.)

well, i was planning on being exciting, but
i didn't get enough sleep for that.

so just laugh like i said something hilarious.
kthx.

my fingers hurt a lot.

2006-04-24T05:44:45Z

my brother just fought me for the remote so he could watch "rosanne".

what is wrong with the youth of today?

we're still so young, desperate for attention.

2006-04-19T05:55:39Z

i think i need to get rid of some of this fucking tension.

can you say, shopping?

this is just the prologue.

2006-04-18T12:08:54Z

i think i took too much dayquil.

shit.

but you know what's an amazing word?
apoplectic.

just say that a couple times.

apoplectic.

and i just watched the cutest gay movie. honestly. i love Logo. best channel ever.

im never going to get to sleep, am i?

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah bat-MAN.

2006-03-18T05:50:13Z

my brother just threw a bat at me.

and now my hair's messed up.
(what's the world coming to?)

but then i made friends with the bat.<3

(so it was ok.)

hey. shut up.

2006-03-18T05:27:23Z

you know what i really don't want to do?

sleep.

but i probably should.
but i don't want to.

so i won't.

i'm striking a blow for humanitarians everywhere.
or something.

god, someone slap me.
my brother just threw a bat at me.

and now my hair's messed up.
(what's the world coming to?)

alt_or_orange @ 2006-02-21T19:16:00

2006-02-22T03:22:44Z

am i gay for being totally in love with this song?

What's The Time?
Well It's Gotta Be Close To Midnight
My Body's Talking To Me
It Says, 'Time For Danger'
It Says 'I Wanna Commit A Crime
Wanna Be The Cause Of A Fight
Wanna Put On A Tight Skirt And Flirt
With A Stranger'

I've Had A Knack From Way Back
At Breaking The Rules Once I Learn The
Games
Get Up - Life's Too Quick

I Know Someplace Sick
Where This Chick'll Dance In The Flames

We Don't Need Any Money
I Always Get In For Free
You Can Get In Too
If You Get In With Me

Let's Go Out Tonight
I Have To Go Out Tonight
You Wanna Play?
Let's Run Away
We Won't Be Back
Before It's new years day
Take Me Out Tonight (Meow)

When I Get A Wink From The Doorman
Do You Know How Lucky You'll Be?
That You're On Line With The Feline Of
Avenue B

Let's Go Out Tonight
I Have To Go Out Tonight
You Wanna Prowl
Be My Night Owl?
Well Take My Hand We're Gonna Howl
Out Tonight

In The Evening I've Got To Roam
Can't Sleep At In The City Of Neon And Chrome
Feels Too Damn Much Like Home
When The Spanish Babies Cry

So Let's Find A Bar
So Dark We Forget Who We Are
And All The Scars From The
Nevers And Maybes Die

Let's Go Out Tonight
Have To Go Out Tonight
You're Sweet
Wanna Hit The Street?
Wanna Wail At The Moon Like A Cat In
Heat?
Just Take Me Out Tonight

Please Take Me Out Tonight
Don't Forsake Me - Out Tonight
I'll Let You Make Me - Out Tonight
Tonight - Tonight - Tonight

im so lame.

bones, bones, bones, my friend. that's all there is to it.

2006-01-29T23:47:11Z

i got my webcam working.

and just to prove it, here is me withe excederin in my mouth.

because it was the only thing within reach that wouldnt poison me. (notice paint and taco bell cup in background.)

yeah.

who's cool?

so i have a webcam now, but i cant work it for crap.

2006-01-29T04:53:25Z

cause no one is getting off their fat butts and posting, i think i will.

thats right, you're all fat.
get some livejournal slimfast.

so, i really dye my hair too much.
i'm expecting it to fall out any time now.

but i will enjoy it while i still have it by dying it as many times as i possibly can in as short a space as i possibly can.

i was talking to my dad about how i wanted a webcam, and he goes, "well, i have one, actually. do you want it?" and i was like, OMGZZZ LYKE TOTALZZ!! because i was so excited. seriously. but now i cant work it. i installed all the things from the CD, but when i plug it in, it does nothing. and it doesnt even show up in "my computer". so i really dont know.

annnd i have community service tomorrow. i have to do like five and a half hours because i need two credits for animal rights, and its two hours a credit, but since im doing it all at once, i have to do more.
yay.

ahhh god, i dont know.
i feel boring now.
so here's a picture.

i stole this from corrine just cause you could see my head. even though i look neckless.
and kind of just generally frightening

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2006-01-13T07:44:42Z

100 Things About Me:

1. my middle name is marie.
2. i love musical theatre
3. i like taking pictures
4. i always have my camera with me.
5. i like to eat cereal. a lot.
6. most of the time i like to listen to conversations more thani like having them.
7. i am in love with leopard print.
8. i am addicted to ebay.
9. and caffine.
10. i decided i'm not going to wear underwear anymore, but rather boxers. because i'm actually a man. and underwear are uncomfy.
11. i like my cell phone too much.
12. i hate putting my shoes on.
13. i bite my nails.
14. i almost never sign off AIM.
15. i wear contacts
16. i have glasses, but i don't really like them.
17. they're too big for me.
18. i'm a sucker for boys in eyeliner.
19. and boys in tight shirts.
20. when no one's looking at me, i drool all over the place, just because i can.
21. i used to collect beanie babies.
22. my favorite one was dobey.
23. i want chocolate right now.
24. i want to learn HTML.
25. when i see guys with those little beards right below their bottom lips, i wanna pop them like zits.
26. i am obsessed with degrassi.
27. i have too much nail polish.
28. want to get high school over, already.
29. i'm a cat person.
30. when i shave my legs, i almost always cut myself with the stupid razor.
31. i still have blood on my ankle from my last shower.
32. i say coo-pons instead of cue-pons
33. i can read a book in a day if i want to.
34. i don't think i could date a musician.
35. i want to be tall.
36. i've had eight boyfriends. (i think)
37. my first kiss was in a bush.
38. i have too many clothes.
39. tight pants make my butt look weird.
40. my butt is still better than anthony's.
41. i don't own any of my body parts anymore. except my left ear. and my feet. (and hands, i guess)
42. i really really like pickles.
43. i'm going to move out when i'm seventeen.
44. i want my lip pierced more than anything right now.
45. i'm afraid of needles. but only the doctor kind.
46. i'm eating a frozen chocolate chip waffle.
47. i've only sneaked out of my window once to meet someone.
48. if you poke me, i will scream.
49. certain things/people/noises make me squiggle.
50. i love invader zim. times a million.
51. sometimes i pretend to be on my period so my mom will buy me chocolate.
52. i like biology.
53. i tend to like people too much too fast.
54. i hate the taste of evian water.
55. i wore an evian sticker on my butt in vons once.
56. if i don't absolutely love you, don't kiss me on the cheek. i hate that.
57. i've always wanted to have long nails.
58. i want to sing in a band.
59. i'm too nervous to ask anyone.
60. if you touch my ipod, you die.
61. i love margaritas.
62. i buy movies before i see them.
63. i draw on my brother.
64. he ignores it.
65. i think one of my cousins is hot.
66. i'm a myspace whore.
67. i really like that kelly clarkson song.
68. and i'm not going to tell you which one.
69. i don't ever eat breakfast.
70. i drink a coke for lunch at school.
71. i sleep through world history about 3 out of 5 days
72. the teacher never notices
73. i'm going to make another waffle.
74. eating after school makes me feel fat.
75. i kissed a doorknob once.
76. i wonder whatever happened to him.
77. i can't stand when guys try and be smooth. it never, ever works out.
78. i burned my waffle.
79. i shall eat it anyway.
80. neil needs to give me the password to his photobucket.
81. oranges are my favorite fruit
82. i've always wanted a silver charm bracelet.
83. i don't own sandals. i steal them from my mom.
84. i should be sleeping.
85. led zeppelin makes me fall asleep.
86. i have weirder dreams than you.
87. i kind of like carrots. but only when they taste a certain way.
88. i eat lettuce plain.
89. i write letters and half the time i never send them.
90. if you let me borrow something, i'll probably lose it.
91. i want to live in a really deserted place then move to a huge city.
92. if you hit on me, do it subtly. please.
93. guys and scars totally mix.
94. i hate football.
95. i bet i can beat you at wrestling.
96. i used to play softball.
97. i like michael jackson.
98. my hair smells like lavender.
99. i hate chocolate chip cookies.
100. i once write a poem about how i hated the color yellow.

anyone who read all of that gets my undying respect.

and i will have their children.

kthx.

i've been sitting, waiting, wishing you beleived in superstitions

2006-01-09T04:27:54Z

someone update already.

shit.

.

inviting me in; making one of them--i'd rather tear my heart out.

2005-12-25T19:21:56Z

merry christmas, you guys.

<3<3

contains carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid...

2005-12-13T02:50:31Z

i have started drinking diet soda by accident.

i got one on friday at gelsons because i was really thirsty and late for meeting ryan, so i grabbed the first bottle i saw on the shelf. which happened to be a diet green tea soda.

go figure.

and now i have a diet pepsi.

(no excuse provided, except for that my mom bought it)

so watch out, everyone. next time you see me, i'll be permanently DIETSODAAFFIED.

*loads gun*

<333

how'd you make it?

2005-11-15T02:22:39Z

NHOI punk04 (5:57:09 PM): i was watching this blind date show..called "NEXT"..and the guy was like.."so how am i?..boring huh?"..and the girl was like
NHOI punk04 (5:57:17 PM): "no! you're a BRIGHT crayon!"
NHOI punk04 (5:57:23 PM): so i just had to say that to someone

hahahaha.

i love tessie.

tell me where in time is carmen san diego?!

2005-11-10T23:05:12Z

so, uh, guess what im going to be doing today?

going to the airport.

Have another drink and drive yourself home, i hope there's ice on all the roads.

2005-11-05T17:31:11Z

alright, so guess what i'm excited about?

uh, kelsey's house.

like duh.

i'm gonna take so many pictures, it's gonna make yo' head spin.

this song totally reminds me of PROVIDENNCCCEEE. hence the listening. good times.

mmmm...so, i froze last night?

in a good way, i think.

or maybe not...

meh.

i'm warm now, so i suppose that's what matters.

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2005-10-31T16:32:49Z

ITS HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN.

<333333333333!?!??!?!

now the hangovers are worse, but we get through 'em fine.

2005-10-24T00:06:08Z

i'm gonna watch me some Scream and eat hotdogs and cereal.

i'm gonna go sex up some pants i bought with the spare change in my mom's car.

i'm gonna go be a lazy ass for the remainder of the day.

i'm glad i still have days like this.

i can't be seen with you, you see.

2005-10-15T07:33:17Z

i love you.

all of you.

so much.

fergie was sitting in the long grass, looking absolutely nonchalant as he chewed on a tufted weed.

2005-10-10T05:45:39Z

LmonLimeSuBlImE: night hott pants

this man is my hero.

I love it when you hate to love me; it makes me feel at home.

2005-10-10T04:43:05Z

dullboysaresexy: get out of here, you crazy sonofawhore
marios blue: hey hey hey
marios blue: i slept with that whore

this makes me happy.

like your mother.

ohhhh...

christ, i need to stop those.

im appointing one of you to slap me whenever i make a your mom joke.

so who wants to do it?

i'll post pictures later. cause they're cool. and so am i.

<321

Like i'll never be the same

2005-10-05T02:20:13Z

i think i've been second-handedly called more things this week than i have my entire life. a few of them being slut, whore, and, interestingly enough, lesbian. (why that is an insult, i cannot understand.)

bloody hell, i hate drama. especially that of the teenage nature.

so ive decided im no longer a teenager. no no. im a nonteen.

fuck teenaging.

BE A NONTEEN.

in other news:

hair=purple/blue. yumyumyummy. i know it looks kind of blackish, but its REALLY purple when i go in the sun.

promise.

i need to see my friends more. like, a lot more. and that means just about all you guys.